THE CUT-THROAT BARBER
Not so long ago, in a place 1/4 of the way around the world,.....
My hair drooped low, badly in need of a hair-cut (if only for dad anyways). As luck had it, we go for a walk and what do we see? A hair-dresser who promises dad more hair than he began with(Can you believe it?). We agree to send dad trooping off to get a hair-cut (I felt so confident I booked me, and my 2 little brothers in at the same time!!)
Hold on...whats that???A blade? Ooops....con-cen-trate!!!Do NOT make anyone laugh. One slip and it's all over
Cripes I think nature has taken care of ALL the hair around there!!!Forehead shave...ummm...
Holy mooly...I'm definitely NOT keen for the back shave..I'm pretty sure kids do NOT need a back shave!!!....Maybe Bruno...?
Hold AB-SO-LUTELY still. One slip and you will be only a memory!
E gad,even the eyebrows require attention!!!
A man who knows his job!
And takes it seriously...VERY seriously!!
Could you possibly know your eyeballs need renovation???ouuuu.....ew....
And look....virtually no investment at all!!!Contact us for your nearest franchise!!!
It all started innocently enough.......yip...I can handle that..looking pretty smooth...
Dad asks for a for a shave and what a surprise he gets! (an ear clean, nothing abnormal there right?)
This man has got to be good ...he tells us HE HAS BEEN CUTTING Hair FOR 30 YEARS AND his dad has been a hairdresser for 30 years and possibly HIS dad has been a hairdresser for 30 years but the whole story got a bit lost in translation!!!
An eye dropper?, hope it's clean!
More like a surgeon's instrument table than a barber's!
cut-throat wanted!
Nothing too unusual about this hair-cut, is there?
They all come trooping back from the hair dresser with mum looking slightly paler than usual (hard to tell because she was mostly red from the heat!): Well you are DEFINITELY not getting rid of that sheep on your head there,there's bound to be more head lice than room 6,she says,maybe somewhere else!
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